3D version of Alice in wonderland, starring LINDSAY LOHAN?

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Lindsay Lohan told Harper's Bazaar that she's gunning for the role of Alice in Tim Burton's "Alice in Wonderland" movie. Sarah Michelle Gellar and Johnny Depp also want the role, so Lindsay has some competition. She said, "I just hope they don't want an unknown, I really want this part." Yeah, I'm really sure Tim is going to give the title role to a chick that hasn't had a hit since Herbie: Fully Loaded!

Tim talked about the movie and said, "The stories are like drugs for children, you know? It's like, 'Whoa, man.' I think it's an interesting challenge to direct." Drugs for children? Lohan knows a lot about that. She would only inject sin into this children's story. She would probably tell Tim that she wants to do the entire movie topless and thinks they should add a sex scene between Alice and the Cheshire Cat.

Burton's Wonderland is part of a new two-picture deal with Disney, one which will also find him bringing an expanded version of his 1984 short film, Frankenweenie, to theaters. Oh, and did we mention that both pictures will be shown in 3-D?

It's interesting to note that Paris Hilton was Alice for Halloween (pic in our archives) and Nichole Richie wanted to have a "Alice and wonderland" themed baby shower. These people are all friends, I wonder why they like this movie so much?

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aferrismoon said…
I notice Tims film Sweeney todd - decapitation and jugular desaptching sort of de rigeur.
Check out Ray Winstone version as a comparison
February 9, 2008 at 4:29 PM
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