Simon Cowell rides his masonic jetski after cutting off his man boobs.

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While Simon Cowell's bank balance is growing at a fast and steady rate, the same can no longer be said of his figure.

It appears the X Factor judge may have made a 2007 New year's resolution to banish his man boobs - and stuck to it.

This time last year, Cowell was pictured holidaying in Barbados, keeping abreast of the rest, with an expanding chest.

Awww, he looks so happy! I would be happy too, riding on my new "G" ski after cutting off my bitch tits.

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Occult Mosaic said…
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December 21, 2007 at 2:19 AM
FilmNoir23 said…
Ahhh, the bliss of mediocrity via the lodge.

What wonderful gifts they bring us.

Nice find.
December 21, 2007 at 12:30 PM
aferrismoon said…
I guess know he's just a little G-cup, fine with a flouncy summer-frock
Warm jets , mmmm
December 22, 2007 at 1:38 PM
neozos said…
his tits made me remember the cover of the book -wisdom is a two edged sword- by falcon press.a collection of jack -marbel-parsons from oto and temporal antichrist .

neozos
August 19, 2008 at 4:05 AM
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