Simon Cowell rides his masonic jetski after cutting off his man boobs.
Story comes from here. While Simon Cowell's bank balance is growing at a fast and steady rate, the same can no longer be said of his figure. It appears the X Factor judge may have made a 2007 New year's resolution to banish his man boobs - and stuck to it. This time last year, Cowell was pictured holidaying in Barbados, keeping abreast of the rest, with an expanding chest. Awww, he looks so happy! I would be happy too, riding on my new "G" ski after cutting off my bitch tits.