Alex Jones is Best friends with Charlie Sheen, LOL!
LISTEN HERE Sheen unloaded while calling in to " The Alex Jones Show " and claimed he is 100% clean, saying, "Here's your first pee test, next one goes in your mouth. No, you won't get high." During his rant Sheen compared himself to the Marlon Brando character in " Apocalypse Now " -- and hit just about everything and everyone: -- He calls Lorre a turd, a clown, and says his real name is "Haim Levine" -- Referring to his rehab stint, Sheen claims to have embarrassed Lorre "in front of his children and the world by healing at a pace that his un-evolved mind cannot process." -- On Alcoholics Anonymous ... Sheen says it's a "bootleg cult" with a success rate of only 5%, while his is 100% and added, "Newsflash .. I am special and I will never be one of you." -- After one rant the host, Alex Jones, tells Charlie he sounds like Thomas Jefferson. Charlie's response, "I'm not Thomas Jefferso