Is amy winehouse mind-controlled?

Amy Winehouse cut a tragic figure last night as she stumbled through the streets of Camden looking worse than ever. The singer, who has largely keep out of public view in recent weeks, was a guest DJ at her local pub the Monarch, where she emerged in a dishevelled, bleary-eyed state. She arrived more than two hours late for her Snakehips session alongside DJ Bioux. The organisers were forced to announce: 'Miss Winehouse is sorry she will be late.' But this did little to appease an already angry audience. A source revealed: 'The pub was packed at first, until people started to get restless. Many decided to leave before Amy arrived, which left the pub looking quite empty. 'She didn't greet the crowd when she finally appeared. After playing two songs, she mumbled into the mic, "thanks for coming down, much obliged".' She appeared distracted through out the brief set as she chatted to her close pal, musician Alex Wood."

Comments

Unknown said…
Crap! I hope she's mind controlled, otherwise whats her excuse? We need to send our own spys into the Monarch and check things out!
Benjamin S said…
Absolutely, posted on that story too I didn't notice the Monarch pub, great catch, Daily Mail were specific in stating she left the pub at... 3.30. Check out my Amy stuff (ctrl+f type winehouse, she gets dressed up in checkerboards, minnie mouse and such things) your readers might be interested in.

Keep up the great work mate.
Michael Skaggs said…
Hmmm Sp-EYES into the Monarch, that could be interesting!

Nice work bro, keep it up!

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