More mind control: Britney's british alter gets scared.

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Britney Spears took her new black Benz out for a spin last night when one of the paps gave her a "short cut" to get home. The short cut was through the hills and Brit Brit got scared. She got out of her car and started saying how she was "dizzy" and "scared" from being too close to the edge. She started whining about it and the paps agreed to lead her home.

She spoke in that weird British accent the whole time, but it's not really British. It's like Chinese, British and some Chester Cheeto accent. It's basically gibberish.

Brit's relationship with the paps is so fucking strange. She's standing there like a little girl and they are saying shit like "ooooh, it's ok Britney...it's ok...don't be scared" while snapping away. It's like they are petting her head and slapping her in the face at the same time.

This comes just a few days after her latest meltdown after a fight with her new Boyfriend/handler.

So sad, you can thank the WIZARDS at Disney's MM club for all this.

Comments

johnblend said…
The Britney story is getting weirder and weirder.

Brit brit, Brit-ney is traveling in a downwards spiral, falling down.

Great brit-ain(nia!!).There seems to be some connection here with the Great britain.

Britney as a Goddes Britannia resonator!!

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Britannia

On another note I do feel for ms B and hope she'll get well.

//J
January 30, 2008 at 4:03 PM
nikilee777 said…
I would think that they want you to think she's crazy because if she blows the lid off of this thing, they can just say its her craziness talking. So to speak. Everything she's been doing lately screams mind control victim!
February 4, 2008 at 10:11 PM
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