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Alex Jones is Best friends with Charlie Sheen, LOL!

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LISTEN HERE Sheen unloaded while calling in to " The Alex Jones Show " and claimed he is 100% clean, saying, "Here's your first pee test, next one goes in your mouth. No, you won't get high." During his rant Sheen compared himself to the Marlon Brando character in " Apocalypse Now " -- and hit just about everything and everyone: -- He calls Lorre a turd, a clown, and says his real name is "Haim Levine" -- Referring to his rehab stint, Sheen claims to have embarrassed Lorre "in front of his children and the world by healing at a pace that his un-evolved mind cannot process." -- On Alcoholics Anonymous ... Sheen says it's a "bootleg cult" with a success rate of only 5%, while his is 100% and added, "Newsflash .. I am special and I will never be one of you." -- After one rant the host, Alex Jones, tells Charlie he sounds like Thomas Jefferson. Charlie's response, "I'm not Thomas Jefferso...

Terrorists Could Use Explosives in Breast Implants to Crash Planes, Experts Warn

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Female homicide bombers are being fitted with exploding breast implants which are almost impossible to detect, British spies have reportedly discovered. The shocking new Al Qaeda tactic involves radical doctors inserting the explosives in women's breasts during plastic surgery — making them "virtually impossible to detect by the usual airport scanning machines." It is believed the doctors have been trained at some of Britain's leading teaching hospitals before returning to their own countries to perform the surgical procedures. MI5 has also discovered that extremists are inserting the explosives into the buttocks of some male bombers. "Women suicide bombers recruited by Al Qaeda are known to have had the explosives inserted in their breasts under techniques similar to breast enhancing surgery," Terrorist expert Joseph Farah claims. The lethal explosives called PETN are inserted inside plastic shapes during the operation, before the breast is then sew...

Gary Kasparov is a dick..

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Gary Kasparov has become a stooge for the Russian government. The people have responded accordingly! LOL!